Wednesday, December 26, 2007

how to be a good guest

  • show up
  • bring your nice bf
  • spoil cats
  • chat in bathroom while brushing teeth
  • clip cats' claws
  • pick up host from airport, thereby saving said host long, long nighttime drive
  • make self at home
  • leave delicious cookies
  • love cats more than host does
  • put up with rather large group of rather raucous company early xmas morning
  • put on appropriate holiday themed music for aforementioned rather raucous company when host forgets that stereo exists
  • talk in Cute Animal Voice™ to cats


Bonus:
  • strip sheets from guest bed
  • don't leave (please)

The Boston kids are leaving. *sigh*

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Listen to her, folks. She is the absolute expert on being a good guest.

Amanda said...

Those DO sound like great guests. i'm glad you had some wonderful friends to visit with over the holidays.

Anna Alter said...

Aw, it is easy to be a good guest at your house. I wish we were sitting by your fire right now.

ps Tell Bailey Bruno misses him! I think they got along so well because they are both long and lankey.